He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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