You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he puts the penis in happiness.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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