she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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