I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
just tell him i said nine months
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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