Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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