Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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