Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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