oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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