Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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