The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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