"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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