when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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