i permit you to call me
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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