I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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