hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
FUCK WHALES
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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