is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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