Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Boobs speak an international language.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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