how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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