Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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