oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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