She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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