I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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