I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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