I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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