She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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