do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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