butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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