They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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