I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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