): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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