She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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