I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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