I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I want her autograph on my taint
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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