Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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