She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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