this boner is exhausting
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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