My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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