i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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