I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
be right there i have to get my cape
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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