yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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