that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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