Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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