we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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