Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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