At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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