Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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