32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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