This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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