Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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