Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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